Mischief and Tea by the Sea

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About the Teigh

What should I say about myself past my tagline? “50 year old beach heathen. Lokean. Tea/coffee-drinker. Writer/photographer/hobby chef. Tarot/runes/dreams/psychometry. Genderfluid. Bisexual. Multi-fandom nerd. Why am I the only one who has that dream? They/Them,” only gives so much, after all, and I mean, one of those things is a line from a movie probably a lot of you haven’t seen because you’re too young, and it doesn’t have Taylor Swift in it.

If you’ve looked at my Tumblr, you know I’m a HUGE Marvel/MCU nerd. There are characters I hate (I have tags especially for you folks who love those characters so that you can filter out my rare venting about those characters posts), there are characters I like, there are characters I love, and then there are characters that I’d potentially open up a metaphorical vein for them. We all have those. We’re nerds. We’re on Tumblr, ffs.

I love tea. Yes I love coffee, too, but because of an rp character my name and personality has sort of become enmeshed with even just the notion of tea and all manner of tea paraphernalia. Teapots, tea cups, tea service, tea sets, tea, tea, tea, tea… *cue Monty Python singing the Spam song but it’s tea*

I love photography. I’m a hobby photographer, and once I’m the hell out of Texas, I’ll feel inspired to jump back into my photo game again.

I love cooking. What started out of spite because of my ex and a mutual friend telling me I’d starve to death without the ex to cook for me has turned into a creative outlet and passion. I know I cook more than my ex ever did, and with the exception of my picky, pissy SIL, most people love my cooking. So yay me.

I love animals, the beach (obviously - it’s the place I most want to be), flowers, lots of different fandoms aside from Marvel (Hannibal, The Following, horror movies, Stephen King, period movies, literature, Shakespeare, Stranger Things, Peaky Blinders, Boardwalk Empire, ALL of the things that Mike Flanagan directs, BBC Sherlock, RDJ’s Sherlock movies - the list is really kind of long, so I won’t try to put everything down). I love pretty much all types of music (save Christian rock and quite a lot of pop singers, esp one particular one whose name I’ve had to filter out because so many of y'all love her).

I write fanfiction. I’m not a popular writer, but I’m damned good at what I do. For those who don’t know, I’m Wolfsheart on AO3. I’m a huge sucker for kudos and comments. LOVE the comments, especially the positive ones. Hateful ones, not so much. I delete, block, and report people who send hateful shit. If you leave hateful shit without signing in, I’ll report you as spam since AO3 hasn’t provided a way to block and report ‘guests’.

I’ve got side blogs on Tumblr that are mine alone and a few Tumblrs that I co-mod with one of my sibs from another crib, @scottxlogan. In case you’re interested:

Mine:

Love is in the Earth (A blog about geology/stones/crystals covering both geological and metaphysical properties of them)

Mimir’s Well (Tarot/Divination blog)

Lokiscarlip (Good Omens RP)

Mine and Scottxlogan’s:

Marvelrarepairs (Marvel Rare Pairs, self-explanatory)

Starksummers (Also self-explanatory? Scott Summers/Tony Stark, or as we call them, Mechanical Boy Band)

Marvelrarepairs Bingo (Same as above but with Bingo cards!)

Scott Summers Bingo (A bingo for pro-Scott Summers folks)

Scogan Bingo (Scott Summers/Logan)

Oh yeah, here’s a big thing. Super big heathen here. Nordic gods are my deity-drugs of choice. Loki’s the top of the hierarchy. I read tarot, runes, psychometry. I’m your basic beach witch currently stuck in relatively Central Texas, trying to get this making money for me before my sister and I can escape Tex-ass and even after.

Look, I tag every post. I tag with what’s in the post, if I put my negative opinions into the post (even the tags), I will always tag with “This is not a ***** friendly blog.” Ex. “This is not a Jean Grey friendly blog,” and “This is not a Peggy Carter friendly blog.” If there’s something I post that isn’t tagged in a way that you’d like to filter it out, send me an Ask and I will put that tag into my routine so that you can filter it out. Tags are a courtesy, and I’m all about being courteous - kind of wish more folks on here were that courteous because there’s some stuff I filter out and y'all don’t tag so I’m stuck seeing it and have to block those posts.

Oh but here’s the catch. I have Anon Asks shut off. I used to get a lot of hate asks and even death threats in anon because someone didn’t like that I don’t like a character they loved. That was pre-tagging days on here. So I shut off Anon Asks. Sorry, not sorry. You can send me asks, you’ll be safe, and I won’t like…eat your face or anything.

I only eat the rude.

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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: M/M
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Thor, Hulk/Thor
Characters: Thor (Marvel), Tony Stark, Loki (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Hulk (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Christine Everhart, Frost Giants
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Established Loki/Tony Stark, Established Bruce Banner/Thor, Minor Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, Jotunn | Frost Giant, Jotunn Loki (Marvel), Implied/Referenced Sex, Humor, Sexual Humor
Language: English
Collections: Marvel Rare Pair Bingo 2022 (Round 1), Marvel Rare Pair Bingo 2023, Marvel Rare Pair Bingo 2024
Published: 2024-04-19
Words: 1,289
Chapters: 1/1

Summary:

When three rogue Frost Giants show up in Central Park, turn it into a mini and temporary Jotunheim, Thor and Tony do their part in the fight by encouraging their boyfriends…by ogling and thirsty commentary.

This came about by two influences. The first being this Tumblr post and this prompt:

"He's a monster!"
"He's a hot monster, though
."

And one of my tougher to figure out Bingo Squares for the @marvelrarepairbingo: B2: That’ll never happen again.

This is utter indulgent silliness.

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i think the worst thing about the whole “anti-woke” culture is how it’s not only dumbing down people (folks are literally forgetting pronouns are an actual word class, an inseperable part of grammar and everyday speech) but also praising meanness and insensibility above all. it has managed to make malice and unkindness synonymous with factfulness and reason as if intelligence didn’t stem from emotions. as if feelings weren’t the very core of human beings. as if knowledge wasn’t achieved through passion, sympathy, and open-mindedness. as if the whole crux of this entire anti-wokeness movement wasn’t rooted in pure unadulterated emotion of hatred and hostility.

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sorry but the russos have stepped forward and said Bucky didn’t get the Captain America shield because he’s a “damaged character”, and like i am apocalyptic like the utter disrespect to every thing this character has been through and come out the other side of. I’m not here advocating for Bucky to have been the new Captain America, but because Bucky Barnes doesn’t give a fuck about Captain America, he never followed Captain America and he never gave a damn about that shield, he cared about Steve Rogers. Sam Wilson, however, grew up with Captain America as an icon, Steve Rogers was his best friend but he knew the importance of someone like Captain America in the world, he makes sense as the new Captain America because like Steve did at the time, he’ll be okay stepping into the lime light and doing what needs to be done, hell Sam would probably be even happier than Steve was to step into the limelight because Steve didn’t know what he was signing up for, Sam does. Sam wants this. And he deserved it. But Bucky didn’t not deserve it because he was damaged, he just didn’t care about Captain America. Like I can’t get over what a fuck you that is to Bucky Barnes and his character journey, like just say you hate Bucky and move on, we know its true

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“Hey, um, so, hello,” someone said, voice cracking.

Steve blinked slowly, not quite understanding. He’d heard that tone of voice before, but never directed at him. Normally Thor, or Bucky, or even Natasha, when she was wearing a tank-top that showed off her arms. Someone seeking help, needing muscle. Steve was scrappy, but he also wasn’t the first person anyone ever turned to for help. He turned, raising his eyebrows in surprise.

The man who had sidled up to him was wearing clothes way too nice for the bar Steve and his friends called home base. As he watched, the man shifted, and he saw a peek of a red sole on the bottom of his shoe. His watch looked expensive, too. He bet the guy’s buttons were more expensive than some of the liquor behind the bar.

“Hello,” Steve answered belatedly.

“I’m gonna be frank with you,” the man said, glancing nervously over his shoulder. “My ex is following me. I have a restraining order and the police are on the way but. You know. New York. So. Just pretend to be my date? Please? So I don’t look like I’m wandering around helplessly. I need to look like I came here on purpose.”

“Okay,” Steve answered, the novelty of the request sort of making everything else absorb slowly. Then the rest of what the man said hit him, and he straightened up from where he’d been slouching over his beer. “Restraining order?!”

“You said okay no take-backs,” the man answered, eyes darting back and forth as if he was already choosing someone else to ask if Steve really said no. “I’m Tony. Can we hold hands? Or. Like. I can go. Is there a bathroom here? Is there a window in it?”

Tony was panicking, Steve realized. He was about to shake out of his skin. Whoever his ex was, he was really scared. And he should be, Steve figured belatedly. From what he’d been told, restraining orders could be hard to get.

He reached out, bypassing Tony’s trembling hand to instead grab Tony’s chin, gently forcing him to turn to face him. “I’m Steve,” he offered kindly. “Hi, Tony.”

Tony squeaked, cheeks taking on a pink tinge. “Hi,” he managed, shuffling his feet awkwardly.

“Don’t worry,” Steve told him, trying to convey that no matter what, here, he’d be safe. If Steve couldn’t protect him, his friends were here to take up for Tony instead. “I won’t let anything happen to you.”

Tony exhaled shakily. Steve took a moment to wonder if it was from relief or if it had anything to do with the shocked blush on his cheeks. Now probably wasn’t the time to figure it out, he lamented, even as he stood from his stool to offer it to Tony and subtly waved over at Bucky and Clint by the dart board. They noticed, and Clint got Natasha’s attention where she was talking with Maria and Sharon.

Good. Everyone was on alert.

Steve turned his attention back to Tony, giving him a kind smile. “So. Can’t say I’ve ever been someone’s first choice when it comes to choosing a fake boyfriend.”

Tony swiveled his gaze away from the menu to blink at him, stunned. “Why? You’re very cute.”

It shocked a laugh out of Steve. “Yeah, but I don’t look very strong,” he offered.

“…I don’t. Want him to go after you,” Tony answered after a brief, uncomfortable pause. “He’ll just feel sorry for you. That I’m your date. So.”

Steve bit back the urge to grip his hands into fists. “…Hmm,” he offered, instead of ‘what the fuck’ or 'lemme at him.’ He patted the back of Tony’s hand soothingly. “Well. If he says even one thing wrong, rest assured, my fists are up.”

“Huh?” Tony asked, but Steve just patted his hand again.

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Looking for My Angel in Your Sweet Loving Eyes

This is a fill for today’s  @flashfictionfridayofficial  prompt [#FFF249 Open Your Eyes] as well as the  @buckybarnesevents   Build a Bucky Bingo April prompt Sleepy Sex. Putting the mildly spicy content under a readmore.

Fandom: MCU/Marvel
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes
Rating: Mature
Tags:  Established relationship, sleeping together, mild sexual content, implied mutual masturbation
Word Count: 239 words

“C’mon, sweetheart,” Bucky murmured coaxingly, pressing his lips against Tony’s temple.  “Time to get up. Open those beautiful brown eyes for me.”  

“Don’t wanna.” Tony burrowed further under the covers; Bucky ought to know by now that he and mornings did not get along.   

“I’ll make it worth your while,” he breathed into Tony’s ear, following it up with a playful nip to his earlobe. 

“With coffee?” Tony asked coyly, even though he already had a very good idea of what Bucky had in mind.   

“Eventually, yes, but I’ve got something else planned for us first, sugar.”  

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(The Avengers knock on Tony’s bedroom door at the compound in the morning, Tony opens it)

The Avengers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(Tony glares at them, and shuts the door)

Rhodey: Tony, c’mon…!

Natasha: Tony, it’s your birthday!

(the door suddenly opens and Bucky is there, wearing pajamas, in place of Tony)

Bucky: …Hey.

Clint(to Nat): Wow, age sure has changed Tony’s look…

(Nat elbows Clint)

Bucky(clears his throat): Tony would like to establish some ground rules before he comes out. He would appreciate if you didn’t use words or phrases like “old” or “downhill”, or “your butt doesn’t sag that much.”

(everybody glares at Clint)

Clint: - Well, it doesn’t!

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